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urbanstar96:

adventures-in-theatre:

• so during this show
• (cinderella)
• (i was a stepsister)
  
• we made a bet
• it was a bet on me
• but not some wishy washy bet for a sandwhich deal
• this was real life
• this was money
• and the bet was that I could not touch every butt of every person in the show
  
• (every butt)
• i took the challenge immediately 
• (i am not weak)
• but I had to do it all in one show
• and i had
  
• 10 minutes
• (10 minutes of time when i was not onstage)
• so what is a girl to do
• i can not touch every butt backstage
• (every butt)
• i had limited time
  
• i had to get
• creative
• i get the techies first
  
• it took me the whole ten minutes
• (they run fast)
• and I get the extras and some others in the dance sequence
  
• (multitasking)
  
• but here’s the thing
• now I have to get the main actors
• how will she do it?
• you ask
• well
  
• i will tell you
• i’ll tell you how i did it
• it’s called acting
• i touched the butts
• onstage
• (all of the butts)
• i touch the prince’s servant’s butt on my way onstage
  
• (a light tap)
• (too fast for the naked eye to see)
• oh but he felt it
  
• he knew
• he knew i was out for the butts
• (every butt)
• i saw the fear in his eyes
• no
• he mouths to me
• but it is too late
• i’ve gone too far
• i must not stop
• twenty minutes until the end
• i must work fast
• i touch my stepsister’s butt
  
• she is not surprised
• she has bet money on this
• (she knows what i am capable of)
• i touch my stepmother’s butt
• she is standing
• she forgets her line
• (she has lost seven dollars)
• and now things become
  
• difficult
• i am on the floor of the stage
• (for the scene)
• and the prince
• (the next victim)
• (he has bet against me)
  
• he is standing above me
• facing away from me
• butt first
• this is my chance
• it is now or never
• i put a hand on the back of his leg
• he knows
• he is speaking
• his voice cracks
• he smells defeat
• his defeat
• my hand ventures up
• (towards the butt)
• he begins to sing
• i touch the butt
• (every butt)
• i have won
• he stumbles over a word
• he is the loser
• the curtain closes
• i have done it
• all that is left is the wedding scene
• i have touched all the butts
• (every butt)
• i can’t believe you got cinderella’s butt
• one says backstage
  
• my heart stops
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs
• i have not gotten the last butt
• (the most precious butt)
• i cannot do it
• i think
• i am in a quick change
• (another girl’s hands are down my pants)
• i cannot do this during the wedding scene
• but i will not lose
• i have come so far
• i stop
• your shoes
• the techie says
• i cannot come back
• it must be done
• i walk
• no
• i run
• to the next room
• cinderella is there
• wearing a tan leotard
• this is it
• i think
• i do not know this girl well
• (she is catholic)
• god forgive me for the sin i am to commit
• i whisper
  
• (i cross my chest)
• the time has come
• a crowd has circled around the room
• they are watching
• waiting
• cinderella does not know
• she has not yet truly been exposed to the world and its horrors
• (she will be)
• i stop
• i am so close
• i do it
  
• both hands are on the butt
• (the most precious butt)
• i have done it
• i’m sorry
• i say
• it had to be done
• don’t stop
  
• she says
• what
  
• i say
• i did not expect this
• a variable has been thrown into the equation
• (the butt equation)
• i like it
• she says
• she looks back at me
• i look at her
• (ten seconds until curtain)
• she does not blink
• (nine seconds)
• i do not know what to do
• (eight seconds)
• my hands are still on the butt
• (seven )
  
• i want to move them but i cannot
• (six)
• i am not wearing shoes
• (five)
• the stage manager busts in
• (saved by the manager)
• the next five seconds are a blur
• my hands are no longer on the butt
• (i don’t know how)
• i am on stage
• i am not wearing shoes
• the theatre teacher is in the audience
• she knows
• she sees
• this is the end
• i think
• it was worth it
• i bow
• i am smiling
• i have won
  

This was a wild ride

judgedteenblogger:

goguccimayne:

piiissssss:

bundyspooks:

21 ft. long Nile Crocodile, hunted after it reigned terror over a village in Zimbabwe.

this is a dinosaur 

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trishdishes:

Zayn is in the Weedgate Video.

Fandom: Ugh druggie trash.

Louis is in the Weedgate Video.

Fandom: Oh he’s just stressed out with everything.

Zayn is spotted out partying in mixed company.

Fandom: Man whore! I can’t believe he’d cheat on Perrie!

Louis is spotted out partying in mixed company.

Fandom: Aw bless, he’s just having a few drinks with friends. He deserves to relax, I dont know why the press makes this such a big deal.

Zayn becomes official Ambassador of the British Asian Trust & donates money & resources to various charities.

Fandom:    ….

Louis donates money & resources to various charities.

Fandom: Oh our darling boy, he’s so generous. We’re so proud!

Zayn leaves the band out of nowhere with zero press release, under shady circumstances and we never get a full explanation.

Fandom: Traitor!! We hate you. The boys are better off without you. 

Louis impregnates a complete random with zero press release, under shady circumstances and we never get a full explanation.

Fandom: This is clearly a stunt haha. No way this is real. Louis would never do that. That ho is obviously looking for attention. #Larry4Ever

Zayn defends his friend on Twitter.

Fandom: Traitor! *insert racist remark here*

Louis defends his friend on Twitter.

Fandom: Haha King of Sass. I love it. 

Zayn breaks up with long-term PR Relationship Girlfriend. Says nothing about it publicly.

Fandom: OMG he broke up with her in a text message? What a jerk. Shes better off, he was a cheater anyway.

Louis  breaks up with long-term PR Relationship Girlfriend. Says nothing about it publicly.

Fandom: Finally he can be with Harry without all that bullshit. I llike Eleanor and all but Im so happy they are both free.

Zayn faves a pic of Kylie on Twitter

Fandom: Ugh he so gross, he just ended his relationship, what a creep.

Louis faves pic of Rihanna on Twitter.

Fandom: Haha cute, I love Ri Ri.

Zayn retweets a couple things regarding the music industry & a song he likes. Only responding when he is personally attacked by an uninvolved third party.

Fandom: What a child. I can’t believe he would shade Taylor & Little Mix. He’s a misogynistic asshole. Fuck him I’m glad he left. 

Louis intentionally drags someone on Twitter, going directly for them.

Fandom: Haha! #tomlinsonslaysagain

Me:

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lourryshots:

remember when harry tried to copy louis but almsot got himself a concussion

madeupmonkeyshit:

When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles

me:

dragonwbu:

got these in Denmark, yum